What the fuck is that, “act my age”?
What do I care how old I am?
The Ocean is old as fuck.
It will still drown your ass with vigor.
damn girl you must have 67 protons because you a Ho
he’s cute but i’m not liking his selfie because i want him to know he ain’t shit
i think it’s cute when someone admits they have a crush on you
i think it’s a fucking miracle
if you can have a long and meaningful conversation with me even though we haven’t seen or talked to each other in super super long and not make things awkward you are hella special